I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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