Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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