If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
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