69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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