Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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