I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Randomize
