So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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