I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
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Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
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I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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