can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
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Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
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It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
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