Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
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He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I think a kid would responsible me up
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
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Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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