Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
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All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
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She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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