i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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