got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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