I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
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I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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