just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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