I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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