Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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