it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
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Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
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cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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