Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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