Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
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dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
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We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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