They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
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We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
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You should frame my arrest warrant.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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