We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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