Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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