Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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