what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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