I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
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All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
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I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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