she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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