We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
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