you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
Randomize
