She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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