Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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