I skipped work to stalk him.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
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why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
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I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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