right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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