problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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