I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
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if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
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Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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