Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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