oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
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