This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
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There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
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i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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