Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
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Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
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Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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