real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
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i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
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I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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