Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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