I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
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Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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