I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
so let's talk penis.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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