Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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