Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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