I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
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Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
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It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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