ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
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Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
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He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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