Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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