Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
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I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
She told me I should be a condom model.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
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Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
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