Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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