I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Randomize
