Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Randomize
