I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
