its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
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i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
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What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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