no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
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Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
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Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
There's even glitter on my cock...
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