she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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